30 of the Punniest Wine Puns You Can Find

wine puns and jokes

Love them or hate them, there’s truly something about these wine puns! Grab your friends, a bottle of your favourite drop, maybe even a nice cheese platter and read out these grape puns. They can also be future caption ideas for when you’ve snapped a photo of a glass of wine in hand #WineWednesday.

Whether you indulge in rosé, or prefer a full-bodied red, or stick to white wine- there’s a pun for everyone!

Here’s a list of our favourite wine puns and jokes. Enjoy!

  1. “Wine a little, laugh a lot.” 
  2. “You had me at merlot.”
  3. “Great minds drink alike.” 
  4. “I make pour decisions.” 

  1. “Here for the right riesling.” 
  2. “On cloud wine.” 
  3. “Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!” 
  4. “Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.”



  1. “Partners in wine.” 
  2. “No wine left behind.” 
  3. “Sip happens.” 
  4. “It’s wine o’clock.” 


  1. “Stop and smell the rosé.” 
  2. “Everything happens for a riesling, right?” 
  3. “Love the wine you’re with.”
  4. “Oh, sweet child of wine.” 


  1. “I need to re-wine my life.” 
  2. “You’re the wine that I want.” 
  3. “You are so bottlefull to me.” 
  4. “Another glass? Wine not?!” 
  5. “Will you accept this rosé?” 


  1. “You can’t sip with us.” 
  2. “Time to wine down.” 
  3. “It isn’t good to keep things bottled up.” 
  4. “Read between the wines.”
  5. “I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.”
  6. “Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?”


  1. “It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There’s clearly room for more wine.”
  2. “Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.”
  3. “What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”

Okay, if you made it to the very end, hopefully that means it was a good mix of puns for you to enjoy.


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