Love them or hate them, there’s truly something about these wine puns! Grab your friends, a bottle of your favourite drop, maybe even a nice cheese platter and read out these grape puns. They can also be future caption ideas for when you’ve snapped a photo of a glass of wine in hand #WineWednesday.
Whether you indulge in rosé, or prefer a full-bodied red, or stick to white wine- there’s a pun for everyone!
Here’s a list of our favourite wine puns and jokes. Enjoy!
- “Wine a little, laugh a lot.”
- “You had me at merlot.”
- “Great minds drink alike.”
- “I make pour decisions.”
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- “Here for the right riesling.”
- “On cloud wine.”
- “Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!”
- “Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.”
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- “Partners in wine.”
- “No wine left behind.”
- “Sip happens.”
- “It’s wine o’clock.”
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- “Stop and smell the rosé.”
- “Everything happens for a riesling, right?”
- “Love the wine you’re with.”
- “Oh, sweet child of wine.”
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- “I need to re-wine my life.”
- “You’re the wine that I want.”
- “You are so bottlefull to me.”
- “Another glass? Wine not?!”
- “Will you accept this rosé?”
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- “You can’t sip with us.”
- “Time to wine down.”
- “It isn’t good to keep things bottled up.”
- “Read between the wines.”
- “I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.”
- “Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?”
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- “It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There’s clearly room for more wine.”
- “Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.”
- “What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”
Okay, if you made it to the very end, hopefully that means it was a good mix of puns for you to enjoy.
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